Prisoners with jobs: “Sire! Sire! The advertisers are unhappy!”

SuperGeniusMan: “What are they whining about now? Have I not created the best social media network in the universe?”

Pwj: “Sire, some of the userbase, er, that is, the Necessary Scumbags, have revolted against your benevolence and are blocking advertisers on sight. Thus they do not see the amazing cryptocurrency scams being offered to them.”

SGM: “Ha! They cannot foil me, the Smartest Man Alive. Remove the blocking feature!”