my #cat is a freak 😂

when I take off my trousers for bedtime
no matter if they go on the floor, wash basket or end of the bed, our cat will make a beeline for them and curl up and sleep in them.

I find this most disturbing.
my wife finds it hilarious.

With Club biscuits no longer being chocolate

if you like a lot emulsifier and flavours on your biscuit join our club.

it just doesn't have the same ring, maybe they should just go back to chocolate

(for slogan context)
https://youtu.be/cBD3xnI5eSE?si=45N4LxCVe47fbH5B

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86737yg3jlo

#dadjokes #food

#research #gay men #uk #parenting

not me doing research, just sharing it

https://www.reddit.com/r/bradford/s/FyFi5sv9yK

Kiddo and I were on the national cycle route.

A wheelchair user with a dog on an extendable lead comes along and very vocally complains she's on the public footpath, and she's passed 2 cyclists already and now 2 more and show F***ing disgusting it is.

We passed her!

On the way back she's on the one side of the path dog on the grass in the other side and lead is across the pavement at kiddos neck height, didn't move over or move the dog so we had to leave the cycle path onto the grass.