my latest kitchen witch projects: a bottle of rum-based vanilla extract, and a "ginger bug" (cultivated yeast from ginger root) for making naturally carbonated homemade sodas  

I so missed my calling as a potion seller in a JRPG

@vantiss and I have been playing Fatal Frame 2 (the original 2003 game) together, and as per usual I'm reading the unvoiced text out loud. on a whim, I started reading the asterisk symbol in the in-game literature as 'butthole,' and that quickly became a running gag.

here's a few samples  

The first shall pass through the butthole, calming the earth.

while at my local Nijiya today, I noticed they had Yumi watermelons. because watermelon is like one of the few fruits I can eat endless amounts of, and Yumis in particular are fucking delicious, I of course had to grab one.

by the time I got home, the sticker on the front had curled and the name turned into... something else 

It is absolutely appalling to talk about trans women, as a group—one of the most policed, targeted, and other groups of gender variant people—having the same social learning as the boys and men who are often carrying out the worst of our mistreatment.