John Wiswell

@Wiswell
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Nebula Award & Locus Award winner. Debut novel SOMEONE YOU CAN BUILD A NEST IN (DAW Books 2024). Disabled. Ace/aro. He/him.
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Father's Day is when we celebrate the one who was always there for us, who taught us important lessons, and helped us become ourselves.

Happy Father's Day, Mom.

I'm writing a new chapter this afternoon. It's clear only one of two darlings will fit. The other has to be cut.

So what do I do? I open up my junk drawer file and put the cut darling in there to use later.

I don't kill my darlings. I give them a sweet apartment.

Magneto: A war with humans will fix everything. Change my mind.
Xavier: Take off your helmet.
Magneto: >:(

Doctor: So what's your book about?
Me: Dragons and their riders. You know, communing with a great creature. It's like why kids enjoy riding horses.
Doctor: But horses don't breathe fire.
Me: That's probably why I never took to them.

I've never seen a doctor melt with laughter before.

I never feel more like the descendant of four-legged animals than when I'm on an escalator.
@gairdeachas What a wonderful way to meet! I'm so glad you enjoyed my monster.
@brainwane They're the best!
The Best of John Wiswell, but inside it's just pictures of my friends.
@roytoo I love this!