Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours.
So they decided to call it a day.
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You didn't drive me crazy -I drove there myself.
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What’s a group of chubby newborns called?
Heavy infantry.
I was telling my doctor earlier how my tennis elbow was really hurting.
She said how many years have you had it for?
I said 15 Love
I hate it when people dont know the difference between your and youre. There so stupid.
Just ate a frozen apple...
hard core
I killed a chicken last week. Now I’m being haunted by a poultrygeist.
What do you call a car thats covered in leaves? An autumnobile.
What does an astronaut do when he screws up? He apollo-gizes
Never trust a tree in the summer...
Most of them seem pretty shady...
What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball? He was Napoleon Blown Apart.