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Congressclown James Comer, who has stalked Joe Biden with the relentlessness and success rate of Wiley E. Coyote, told Sean Hannity "Everything that I have talked about has been backed up.”
This is true, with one small correction: NOTHING he's talked about has been backed up.
I never have and never will wish death for politicians I despise.
Quite the contrary — I wish for them a highly public fall from power, followed by a long, long life of overhearing people burst into laughter whenever their name comes up.
So thank you, Rudy. You make my day every day.
Morgan Stanley: President Biden's economic policies are fueling major growth in the GDP and making it increasingly likely that we will avoid a recession.
Republicans: Communists!
Critics of Tennessee's GOP-run state government say it's done nothing after the mass shooting at a Christian school that killed six.
This is TOTALLY unfair.
Just this week, the state senate passed a bill that will shield gun dealers, manufacturers and sellers against lawsuits.
Take THAT, gun addicts!
Matthew Kacsmaryk, the klanservative picked by Trump to play the part of a U.S. dIstrict judge in Texas, claims that his anti-abortion pill ruling protects women from the harmful effects of mifepristone.
Meanwhile women wonder what will protect them from the harmful effects of Matthew Kacsmaryk.
Oops! The GOP’s transphobic boycott of Bud Light came to a screeching halt when someone remembered that the beer that wants to turn you into a girl is made by Anheuser-Busch, a major Republican donor.
No belief is so sacred to conservatives that they won't reverse it for money.
Now we learn that billionaire Harlan Crow, Clarence Thomas’s sugar daddy, bought a house from the justice.
The transaction was not reported and the amount was not disclosed.
But Crow is a savvy businessman, so he surely got what he paid for.
And he got a house, too.
In Texas, klanservative Governor Gregg Abbott has a new policy of pardoning murderers who share his politics.
So unless you’re a fan of Fox “News,” boycotting the Lone Star state is now not only a moral statement, it’s a matter of survival.
Marianne Williamson says she’s running for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2024.
The White House isn’t worried, but the announcement struck fear in the hearts of hurricanes everywhere.