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Vanu @ GPN

@VanuPhantom@zug.network

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Vanu - Fae/It - 22 - DE/DK/EN/FY/NL

Music producer, senior software engineer, freelance product developer

Life is nothing more than pulses and syncopations <3

Website	https://vanu.dev
Pronouns	Fae/It
SoundCloud	https://soundcloud.com/vanuphantom

Vanu @ GPN Apr 24

That just happened... (@ X6 ➜ München Donnersbergerbrücke) #NowTräwelling https://traewelling.de/status/4878753

VanuPhantom's journey with Träwelling

7.3km from Klinikum Großhadern to München Donnersbergerbrücke in line X6.

Vanu @ GPN Apr 24

"Je oller, je doller..."
Mein Dad ist 89 Jahre alt und wir haben die Tage über das nahende Supportende von Win10 gesprochen. Turns out er hat keinen Bock mehr auf Windows und erst Recht nicht auf Win11. Linux wollte er schon immer mal haben und nun hat er Mint. :)

Vanu @ GPN Apr 23

OH: “I don’t have an eating disorder, I’m just gay.”

Vanu @ GPN Apr 23

To Digitone or not to Digitone?

Vanu @ GPN Apr 23

🌸Jul 7, 2024

I have found it!!

Vanu @ GPN Apr 23

Augie Ray Apr 22

I laughed out loud.

Vanu @ GPN Apr 23

Suzanne ‘bionic’ Veerman Apr 23

Stel nu he, dat België inderdaad zoals gewenst door de voorzitter van de Tweede Kamer langs de taalgrens wordt gesplitst en door Frankrijk en Nederland wordt geannexeerd, hoe lang zal het dan duren voordat NS een spoedbestelling plaatst bij CAF voor extra SNG om de MS75 en MS80 van het spoorwegnet te goeiedaggen?

(Bonjouren kan echt niet meer na die annexatie)

Vanu @ GPN Apr 23

Figma be like

npm cease desist

Vanu @ GPN Apr 22

The Verge Apr 22

OpenAI tells judge it would buy Chrome from Google https://www.theverge.com/news/653882/openai-chrome-google-us-judge

OpenAI tells judge it would buy Chrome from Google

If Google is forced to sell off Chrome, ChatGPT’s head of product told a judge today in the remedies trial over Google being ruled a monopolist in online search that OpenAI would be interested in buying the browser.

The Verge

Vanu @ GPN Apr 22

#eh22 is over and I'm crashing hard...

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Augie Ray Apr 22

I laughed out loud.

Irenes (many)Apr 23

@augieray oh that's deeply tragic though :(

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@ireneista @augieray she was joking

Irenes (many)Apr 23

@noodlemaz @augieray well, good if so

@ireneista @augieray

Irenes (many)Apr 23

@yora you know, there's very little to say to something like that, that isn't a block. we went and read your timeline a bit and, while we've never met you, you don't meet our threshold of obnoxiousness for blocking, so ...

have a good day. may you find what you seek.

Jenny Fx Apr 23

@augieray aw I miss Ruthie! We were mutual followers over there for years. I remember that tweet and the fall out!

The Sleight Doctor 🃏Apr 23

@urbanfoxe @augieray So it was satire? I'm finding it increasingly difficult to tell these days what with *gestures around at everything*

Jenny Fx Apr 23

@ApostateEnglishman @augieray oh yes, she is a comedian. I actually saw her do a stand up show once in Dublin.

Ciarán Ferrie Apr 23

@urbanfoxe @ApostateEnglishman @augieray She was brilliant - her other classic tweet was:

"Really worried about my parrot. He keeps saying “I can’t go on. I hate my life.” My roommate is too selfish to notice. Always busy crying."

Jenny Fx Apr 23

@ApostateEnglishman @augieray in those days, it was still obvious it was satire, but I see why that is not clear now that we live in the upside-down.

@urbanfoxe @ApostateEnglishman @augieray We live in a post-irony world.

The Onion is struggling to make headlines unbelievable enough to not be taken seriously.

@soviut @urbanfoxe @ApostateEnglishman @augieray Was it Poe's Law?

Any sufficiently advanced extremism is indistinguishable from parody of that extremism.

@soviut @urbanfoxe @ApostateEnglishman @augieray

Here’s a free headline for the Onion: “Government and the 1% decides to help the people”.

:(

Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦Apr 23

@augieray Here we go ... the REAL dumb blonde dies because of being ignorant 🙄😬

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@Lstn2urmama @augieray she was joking, but you had to be a pos about it anyway

Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦Apr 23

@noodlemaz @augieray Have been a victim of CARBON MONOXIDE and its NOT ANYTHING to be funny about and MANY have DIED from it...THAT I am positive about ....🤔 🚨

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@Lstn2urmama @augieray that's the point of the joke. That it's extremely serious and turning off an annoying alarm is a very silly thing to do. She's a comedian, it was obvious in context that it was a joke.
She is not dumb and using a dumb blonde insult here is pure misogyny.

Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦Apr 23

@noodlemaz @augieray she is nothing other than a dumb blonde as have No idea who she is or was ... just a person with a dumb tale ...a nobody any different than yourself or myself .. where THRUTH means more than STUPIDITY...

WHERE dumb blonde status comes from in the public eye...

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@Lstn2urmama @augieray OK get off my timeline with this. Dumb blonde jokes have been offensive for decades, get with the programme.

Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦Apr 23

@noodlemaz @augieray so suddenly you do not like jokes eh...you certainly cannot make up your mind and you are on my loop ...😝 and would like to advise you to think before you reply and learn when to walk away ...😉

WhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮Apr 23

@augieray Oh, me too.

iveyline Apr 23

@augieray Hopefully nature takes its corse.

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@iveyline @augieray she's a comedian. You're still a trashy person

Chasalin Apr 23

@augieray I laughed, but I cried...

Noodlemaz Apr 23

@chasalin @augieray just laughing is fine because she's a comic

Chasalin Apr 23

Yeah, but some people are really that dumb.
Like the antivaxxers.

Graeme 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Apr 23

@augieray 10 years ago?!!!

Robert Böttner Apr 23

@augieray Maybe a few minutes laying flat down on the floor will cool her down and „cure“ her dizziness. #darwin

@augieray good #satire...

gkrnours Apr 23

@augieray they sound loud and beeping?
/j

@augieray
sounds very AMERICAN

Augie Ray Apr 23

@Eisbaer, you sound a little biased and uninformed. Ruthe is from Dublin. (Besides, she meant this as a humorous post.)

What the hell is it with people thinking Americans are somehow less informed than the rest of the world on topics of COVID and safety? I mean, are there nations in Europe with higher vax rates, more masking, and more actions on air quality in public spaces? (The answer is a few, but not many.)

llanciawn Apr 23

@augieray Either joke or natural selection about to invoke.

Meko #nowar Apr 25