We have just been informed that other zoomer companies have also named their social media marketing as "Propaganda Departments" so now it's no longer funny. We are taking name suggestions.

Make deploying to kubernetes joyful again!

"Under 1000 followers", how dare you, we are temporarily embarrassed gajillion-follower-aires

*gives everyone a piece of raspberry-licorice chocolate*

We wish everyone having _too_ good of a day a very inline C++ in yaml

It's telling when a cloud's business model is built on making data ingress free while charging exorbitantly for egress. A prime example of a racket; a highly-priced data trap, fundamentally discouraging hybrid architectures or ever leaving.