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Due in court today with a *very* softly spoken judge. Sneak preview: https://mastodon.social/media/A1HYg9wDjUQAlyCpM2U

“What’s that you say? Someone’s pooped on the carpet and covered it up with a pair of knickers? Gosh, who would do such a thing ...”
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OK masto, what would be a good way to learn to use this bad boy?
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Oh marvellous, that’s all we need
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The rest of the UK is having its annual “OMG SNOW!” freak out, but here in Medway it’s 5C and soggy. Good morning.
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Currently drinking some sort of bizarro non-alcoholic beer/sports drink combo.
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IT BEGINS
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Current status:
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More housecleaning loot. I’ve got Flight Simulator X knocking about somewhere, I’ll have to dig it out. I wasn’t very good at it, IIRC my peak experience on there was landing a microlight on what I took to be a runway, which turned out to be a dirt track near the airport. I had to drive through a chain link fence to get to the terminal.
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