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@davidnjoku

Also: I once read a study, that 16% of woman in germany have names for their titties.
Of course i compiled a list, of the most common names.

@davidnjoku

Imagine you're a writer and you want to write a sex scene. As everyone (especially your editor) knows, repetition of words is really bad stylistically. If you have an extra name for certain things that you need to mention often in these scenes, you'll be able to write much less repetitively. This is why some writers in some genres like to use thess names.

In fiction, men seem to always have nicknames for their penises and, slightly less pervasively, women name their breasts.

It's just that I read shit books; real people don't do this, right?

I have a penis. It has a name.
2.6%
I have a penis. It does not have a name.
76.2%
I have breasts. They have names.
1.4%
I have breasts. They don't have names.
19.8%
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@JanaTomy @YorindeC

Fun Fact.
Diese Zeilen dazwischen. Es hat sich so ergeben, dass meine Protagonistin dadurch ein wenig Zeit zu humorvoller Selbstreflexion hatte. Nur drei Absätze, durch die sie aber in an charakterlicher Tiefe deutlich gewinnt.

Habt ihr schon mal von Bhad Bhabie gehört?

War als Teen in irgendeiner Talkshow hat ein paar Rapsongs aufgenommen und dann 6 Tage nach ihrem 18ten einen OnlyFans angelegt, wo sie innerhalb von 2 Jahren $50 Mio eingenommen hat und das ohne expliziten Content.

Wir leben in irren Zeiten, dass so etwas möglich ist.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/25/bhad-bhabie-onlyfans-50-million-proof/

#bhadbhabie #onlyfans

Bhad Bhabie Shows Alleged Proof She Made $50 Million on OnlyFans

Bhad Bhabie wants her haters to take a good look at her receipts ... offering up alleged proof she's made tens of millions of dollars on OnlyFans.

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@JanaTomy @YorindeC

Szenentrenner benutzte ich immer , wenn es längeren Cut gibt oder die Location wechselt oÄ

Das seltsame Paarungsverhalten von uns Menschenwesen ist ja immer wieder Anlass für allerlei Gezänk. Letztlich ist das was wir veranstalten aber nur ein Klacks, wenn man es mit anderen Lebenwesen vergleicht.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/12v6gls/a_male_pufferfish_tries_to_impress_potential/

#paarungsverhalten #datingmarket
#dating

A male pufferfish tries to impress potential mates with his masterpiece

Posted in r/interestingasfuck by u/iboughtarock • 95,989 points and 2,167 comments

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@YorindeC

Ich hab einfach keinen Bock drauf
😂🤷‍♂️

Aber du hast natürlich völlig recht.

"Die ausführliche Pause nach der heftigen Session hatte ihnen gutgetan ... blablabla"

So in dieser Art kann man schon etwas einfügen.
😇