Aoife ☕ 🧙♀️
HERE LIES JUNIPERJust heard the advice "youll get good at cosplay if you just keep practicing"
Practicing what? Having lots of money?
Ever need a Matt Damon but dont have the 4.7 billion dollars to rescue him from space pirates?
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Discount Matt Damon✨
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@PublicChaffinch boosting my defense before a battle by injecting testosterone
amy bridgersmandating that the fifth circuit jusges ride around from town to town in horse drawn carriages since they wanna rp colonial times so bad
In some places folks call me "the human tetherball"
Losing a game of 4D chess to a 6 year old is all part of my 5D chess game.
Tucking a napkin into my collar before eating ass like a civilized person.
Mr. Q The Pizza DemonBoth Coinbase and Binance are down right now for so called "scheduled maintenance" which wasn't previously scheduled and I'm sure has nothing to do with the massive selloffs of all the stable coins that are crashing like asteroids to the ground
Eating a delicious salad, fresh from the salad mines.
Every day I woke up, got my coffee, and drove to work at the dick sucking factory. I suppose its not the glorious life I imagined but it paid the bills and the work was satisfying.
That was until the layoffs came and they replaced us with dicksucking robots.
Feminist Marxist Whore
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