Look at my new LinkedIn friend! She's a totally real person who is real and exists and did not at ALL come out of Stable Diffusion 47 hours ago.
When I was a teenager I read that thing about Jane Fonda betraying some POW in Vietnam and thought "how awful!" And it's only now, a quarter century later standing in a Smart and Final checkout line staring at the cover of a People magazine, that I realize it was just a bit of make believe conservative culture war bullshit just like everything else they've thrown hysterics about for my entire adult life.
"Ho ho ho! MERRRY April 20th!"
This new Hulu black comedy about what I'm guessing is two sociopaths planning to murder everyone at their wedding looks incredible and I am so here for-- wait, my wife tells me these are Kardashians.
It's a plausible defense.
Well-connected Florida Governor with a massive warchest and mainstream support plans to outflank Donald Trump in the primaries and it's getting REEEEEAL 2016 up in this joint.
Biblically accurate easter bunny.
Congratulations to new Netflix CEO Jack Donaghy.
I understand that Governor Desantis is just enforcing the longstanding conservative doctrine that students aren't allowed to see anatomy that their own governor doesn't have, but I still think it's a bad idea to remove the brain from Florida's biology textbooks.