Matthew McKeon

@TheWiseOwl
14 Followers
81 Following
24 Posts
(He/Him) Savor life and study the nuances. Don’t take it too seriously… When it’s cold enough, the woodpecker at a feeder understands the finch under his feathers needs to eat as well.
Matthew McKeonJan 11, 2023
It’s not so much an excuse but it’s gotten me out of three; just start bawling uncontrollably and, when asked the first question, respond with a sobbing “what do you care?! It’s not like you would really know what it’s like to lose a loved one!”
#excusestogetoutofaspeedingticket
Matthew McKeonDec 23, 2022

Wordle 552 4/6!

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Matthew McKeonDec 22, 2022

Wordle551 5/6

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Matthew McKeonDec 20, 2022

#Wordle549 3/6 like a wizard!

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Matthew McKeonDec 19, 2022
I’ve got my popcorn ready for this #J6Hearing !
Matthew McKeonDec 19, 2022
Bad-mouthing #JohnMastodon may cause a bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum which may be deadly.
Matthew McKeonDec 18, 2022
Another crazy weekend!
Matthew McKeonDec 18, 2022

Wordle 547 4/6

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Matthew McKeonDec 17, 2022
Adam Gessaman Dec 16, 2022
Happy Friday. Remember to live your life in such a way that Elon Musk will ban you from Twitter. #twittermigration
Matthew McKeonDec 17, 2022
Rage Against LeavesDec 17, 2022

#Tusky Tips -

Until tag following is added to the main #Mastodon app, Tusky is a better option for we the people of the great #twittermigration.

Some things to make it prettier. Do these things in prefs:

1) set navigation to bottom
2) post text size to smallest
3) emoji to blobmoji
4) turn on link previews and all your animations