At my age, my eyelids are so hooded they’ve even got their own names… Robin, and LIttle Red Riding.
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Who called it a handjob and not a protein shake?
I love American candy names, they’re so inappropriate.
Like “I’m going to slip a Butterfinger into your dingdong like a ho ho and you can show me your Milky Way”
I just renewed my vowels…
It’s the part where I love you becomes AEIOU.
Love, laugh, lesbian porn.
My ex told me I didn’t cook with love, now the main ingredient in all of my cooking is a Shakespearean sonnet.
My Valentine's Day plans?
...Ménage à moi ❤
I called my wiener dog Dildo Baggins... I’m not even sorry.
ThatSexToyGuysorry i asked you to like and subscribe after we had sex
