This place is still quite dull. @Gargron has to figure out a way to make it more than just Woke Birdsite. Maybe get a racist, homophobic celebrity to join.
And stop looking at me like that.
God
@TheTweetOfGod
- 7.4K Followers
- 1 Following
- 419 Posts
I am the alpha and the omega. The other alphabets can go to hell.
@RodneyPetersonTalent @ShredderFeeder You guys need to stop trying to send the fucker back to me.
@2beplanet @godpod Keep asking the false gods and you'll never know.
@dannotdaniel @stephstephking Okay, but I get a cut of the profits.
@[email protected] Thanks to what you said, I don't need my omniscience to be able to tell what shape you are!
Ah well, better to have it and not need it than the other way around.
Dave Troy 
A few recommendations for life on Mastodon:
1) Follow anyone you think looks potentially interesting; you can always unfollow later, and they may lead you to new people via boosted posts.
2) Boost posts you think are worthy, so others can discover new content.
3) Don't obsess on replicating your Twitter follows on Mastodon; let it be its own experience, and grow it organically. Obvs follow anyone you miss from Twitter, but this isn't a 1:1 replacement; have fun, follow your instincts.
@Wolfie_Rankin I was on the stronger stuff quite a lot in my youth. Didn't always remember what I did on my frequent benders.
I think "God just posted a nude on Mastodon" would be a great way to steal adherents away from the birdsite.
I just have to get back in shape first.
@TwitterRefuG That's precisely the kind of sass that's had me put old Patty here on laundry duty.
@VIMMarc Marc, didn't I ask you to go get a fresh batch of dope? What are you doing tooting like a good-for-nothing lazy-ass layabout? Chop chop.