This is hilarious.
What kind of a fuckwit thinks they can bareface lie to a lawyer, who's job it is to rip clever people's arguments to shreds, with something so easily fact-checkable?

What's the fucking point of Keith? Wednesday edition.

I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. No fuck that, I'm fucking scared is what I am. Get. A. Fucking. Grip, America!

Due to shite timekeeping I had to trot 2 miles to my race. Which left me at the back of the '2 hour' pen, had to battle through a gazillion runners. Happy with a 1.40 (not been training properly). Then a 2 mile trot home.
Fun day out. And free! Thanks #RunThroughUK. #Runner #HalfMarathon

Rishi Sunak's latest policy reversal leaked

Genius.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

WOKE!

Hit show idea.

As Mr Loaf sang, two out of three ain't bad. #tories