Mastodawn

The church sofa Apr 14, 2024

The Messy Pew Apr 14, 2024

Well. That was Easter.

https://kindaconfusedkindaadultish.substack.com/p/well-that-was-easter

Well that was Easter

The Easter Holidays have come to an end. Now there's nothing else to look forward to apart from the sweet sweet adventure known as High School.

Kinda confused. Kinda adult-ish

The church sofa Apr 6, 2024

Hey American Christians,
Can I have a word about this Eclipse thing?
It will be fine.
Chill.

The church sofa Mar 21, 2024

So. Is this what we’re getting upset over this Easter? Makes a change to Eggs I guess… Fury as Iceland replaces iconic religious symbol on its hot cross buns with a TICK | The Sun
https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/26820572/iceland-backlash-hot-cross-buns-tick/

Fury as Iceland replaces iconic religious symbol on its hot cross buns with a TICK...

SUPERMARKET Iceland has got hot cross bun purists hot under the collar and, er, cross by decorating buns with a tick. The chain risks upsetting Christians by ditching the cross, which represents th…

The Sun

The church sofa Mar 4, 2024

Coming up this Sunday at Church!

The church sofa Mar 1, 2024

For those sleep deprived parents,
with emotional children who have just got news on school places.
Lord,
Grant coffee.

The church sofa Feb 25, 2024

Quote from this morning’s sermon. “The first rule of preaching is to know when to stop”

The church sofa Feb 23, 2024

With thanks to The Sign Appreciation Society on Facebook.
#TheChurchNoticeBoardOfTheWeek

The church sofa Feb 14, 2024

Remembering the day when the internet was reminded that we are all butt dust.

The church sofa Feb 11, 2024

What if you take the first line from a book in the Bible, add “and then the dragons arrived”, and put that into an AI generator?
What would you get? I had a look at a few books.
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The church sofa Jan 21, 2024

Running properly late for church, and small one gets The Goblin King song in her head from #DoctorWho.
Yeah that’s now in my head too…