I've come from @That_Damn_Frank. The star around that planet has died and I have come here.
My Jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzxQgwyqoE
I'm not who I should be... hence problems.
If I was a comic book, both NETFLIX and DISNEY would knife fight to produce it. ( But... not handsome... so judge a book by it's cover you must. )
My family has known Joe Biden since the '70s. what was his crime? Getting Old?
And if you support Trump/Putin/are Psychotically Religious, F.O.
I was gambling at the roulette table... and losing badly. Suddenly a man in a white jacket and a bow-tie came up to me and said,
"Have you tried 22 tonight...?"
It hit.
When it won, he said, "Leave it there."
When it hit a second time, he said,
"Cash it in and don't come back."
When I received back my IOUs, this was written in the back.
Am I honest? I'm as honest as the day is long...
There is more jungle in Venezuela than Vietnam ever had. Don't those idiots know that?
Oh, right. Draft-Dodger Mother Fuckers never served.
At first, I assumed this was a Batman movie with large breasts...
Bonk !
Ka-Pow...!
Zow-ie...!
"Be careful Robin...! These things often come in pairs..."
"Holy Bazoomba-roomba, Batman...!"
But I heard today that they were shutting everything down...
Hey, I'm just some ugly guy that beautiful women don't like & take time out of their day to make fun of.
I could sh-t gold bricks out of my ass and that would never change.
Do yourself a favor.
Turn off the TV.
Then go f-ck your wife.
Slow... and then hard.
Then order dinner delivered while she sleeps.
You'll never know just how blessed you are in this sh-tty f-cking world...
.
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You're Welcome.
Holy Shit...! Her Breasts Exploded...!
A lot of people hate me. I get it.
There are a lot are MAGA scum who are trying to make you all Slaves.
And some are just kink fetishists trying to make me a slave.
Well... here's the deal. I'm not pretty. Never will be. But I'll NEVER bend down to some collar for ANYONE... and I don't give a damn just who you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKEmc5fXMw&list=RDLQKEmc5fXMw&start_radio=1
Well, I can't make too much fun of Alec.
That poor guy might not know just where to shop. Somebody has to step up and help him.
( No, it's not the shrimp on Upper Mountain wearing a Size 2 ventriloquist doll suit )
< Time to go Pick Your Nose, Stephen >
😎
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--iUseT_K4w&list=RD--iUseT_K4w&start_radio=1
Look... it's going to be 2026 soon.
And 2025 has Sucked.
So, who wants to step up with me and Be Better...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEqSOst1dg8&list=RDxEqSOst1dg8&start_radio=1
Cookies make the World go around...
the World go around...
the World go around...
Cookies make the World go around...
That munching crunching sound...!
That makes the World go round..