Total Party Kill

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D&D actual play podcast in which a group of friends have trouble getting anything done. Repeatedly.
Websitehttps://www.theincomparable.com/tpk
Playing Waterdeep: Dragon Heisthttps://marketplace.dndbeyond.com/category/waterdeep-dragon-heist
DM Tony Sindelar@TSindelar
Producer Erika Ensignhttps://wandering.shop/@HollyGoDarkly
@TPK @HollyGoDarkly I watched and can confirm. Nonstop nonsense from one end to the other.

Calling all fans of #DnD, nonsense, podcasts, and #DoctorWho related anagrams: A new @TPK season started this week!

It's a great jumping-on point -- a new adventure with all new (level 1!) characters.

We're starting WATERDEEP: DRAGON HEIST, and I'm playing Starah Jhasmine: Halfling Bard and Star Reporter! (She's not sure how she got embroiled in this mess!)

https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/555/

Lettuce Hop into This Campaign (Total Party Kill 555)

We’re starting a new, longer campaign. Here are your dramatis personae for Dragon Heist: Aleen Simms as Zaratha Dreamstrike, the Orc monk - A reformed bully who went to monk school Dan Moren as Squeak, the Rock Gnome warlock - A wannabe chef who overclocked a grill Erika Ensign as Starah Jhasmine, the Halfling bard - A star reporter who also knows music Steve Lutz as Bun Bun the Barhareian, the Harengon barbarian - A bunnyman with no echo, but lots of puns Tiff Arment as Yikes, the Harengon rogue - An antlered bunny who collects … teeth? But they’re not really necessary because Tony is gonna run the campaign for himself. If you’re an Incomparable member, check your First Class feed for the members-only session 0 where everyone planned their characters … sort of.

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Hey, we just started a brand new campaign over at @TPK; it’s a great place to jump in with our fun and frequently ridiculous D&D shenanigans.

I’m playing Squeak, a gnome cook turned warlock after he overclocked a grill. Whoops. https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/555/

Lettuce Hop into This Campaign (Total Party Kill 555)

We’re starting a new, longer campaign. Here are your dramatis personae for Dragon Heist: Aleen Simms as Zaratha Dreamstrike, the Orc monk - A reformed bully who went to monk school Dan Moren as Squeak, the Rock Gnome warlock - A wannabe chef who overclocked a grill Erika Ensign as Starah Jhasmine, the Halfling bard - A star reporter who also knows music Steve Lutz as Bun Bun the Barhareian, the Harengon barbarian - A bunnyman with no echo, but lots of puns Tiff Arment as Yikes, the Harengon rogue - An antlered bunny who collects … teeth? But they’re not really necessary because Tony is gonna run the campaign for himself. If you’re an Incomparable member, check your First Class feed for the members-only session 0 where everyone planned their characters … sort of.

The Incomparable

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Sound and Fury

Heavily Fortified Card Catalog

Please Give Us Five Stars

It Has Been 0 Days Since My Vault Was Breached

The Easy Way Out

They’re All Jerks

#VidorantsVault #KeysFromTheGoldenVault #DnD DM @TSindelar with @ScriptoriumGirl @ThatChipGuy @mrssoup and @monty https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/554

The Worst Mime Performance Ever (Total Party Kill 554)

In this episode… J’osh makes a guard blush. K’ronng is not standing in front of a door as he opens it - are you crazy? Jaee takes a lookout position. Tink Her Bell perceives some more. And Tony doesn’t trust statues and thinks you shouldn’t either.

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Counting Swords

Thank God for Advantage

I’ll Heal Ya’ Next Time

A Mister Fantastic-style Guard Arm

#VidorantsVault #KeysFromTheGoldenVault #DnD DM @TSindelar with @ScriptoriumGirl @ThatChipGuy @mrssoup and @monty https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/553

The Prisoner or the Snake (Total Party Kill 553)

In this episode… Jaee tries to be commanding. J’osh is a lover, not a fighter. K’ronng hides under things. Tink Her Bell is besties with Blueberry. And Tony is really good at Dungeons & Dragons.

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RE: https://tech.lgbt/@TheADHDM/116541362697325294

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This is amazing!! 👏👏👏

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Waterdeep Cheese Biscuits

Cheesy Biscuit

A Rock: Nature’s Thieves’ Tools

Business Is Pleasure

Professionally Breaking

Slumming it in the Slums

Buying Art by the Yard

The Pit

The Menagerie

#VidorantsVault #KeysFromTheGoldenVault #DnD DM @TSindelar with @ScriptoriumGirl @ThatChipGuy @mrssoup and @monty https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/552

Double-Entry Morality (Total Party Kill 552)

In this episode… Jaee makes some fashion contacts. J’osh plays a boy toy. K’ronng picks a lock, at range. Tink Her Bell takes great advantage of flight. And Tony is just a guy who phrases things.

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How Does a Duck Get Rusty?

Mission-drunk

Awkward to Say Dock Ward

A Game of Disguise Telephone

#VidorantsVault #KeysFromTheGoldenVault #DnD DM @TSindelar with @ScriptoriumGirl @ThatChipGuy @mrssoup and @monty https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/551

Classic Duck Bar (Total Party Kill 551)

In this episode… Jaee gets mission-drunk. K’ronng wears a security-guard hat. J’osh is capable of causing a distraction. Tink Her Bell does a drone-style flyby. And Tony does less berating.

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Another new heisty adventure – this time, in Waterdeep!

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Greetings, Angels

Jack the Ripper if He Was a Goblin

Turn One Heist into Two

#VidorantsVault #KeysFromTheGoldenVault #DnD DM @TSindelar with @ScriptoriumGirl @ThatChipGuy @mrssoup and @monty https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/550

We Have to Parent Trap Them (Total Party Kill 550)

The Keys are sent on another mission - this time for a heist in the Big City! The planning is … chaotic.

The Incomparable

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Like a Flying Fish to Air

Pink Barrier Yogurt

Blasphemous Word: Kumquat

Hit in the Side of the Head by a Horse

Magic Horse

Even if it Kills Me

Horse Kick!

Blasphemous Word: Codswallop

Join the Flight Club

Swords and Hands

Just Goo

I Honour Your Dishonour

#CanopicBeing #Candlekeep #DnD DM @TSindelar with  @sarahhbickerton @mikahsargent @jsnell @HollyGoDarkly and @blackqueeriroh https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/549

To Kill a Mummy Lord (Total Party Kill 549)

In this thrilling conclusion, someone unexpected pays a visit to the final battle, someone expected performs a ritual, and (almost) everyone gets nicknames.

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