Mastodawn

Sine of the Times

@Styx

310 Followers

255 Following

3.1K Posts

Ruritania
Typo enthusiast

I love the indifference on here, feels like home.

Sometimes, you come across some just awful shit on here and it makes me mad when I'm not one of the first 3 people to boost it.

Once I’ve said my piece of hilarity it doesn’t have to stay. You’re welcome.

The beatings will continue until the meringue improves.

Me, not understanding what you mean at all

@Styx
Et tu, crouton?

Lunchtime, having a stab at a Caesar salad.

The ONLY app I wanna open is the one that’s currently updating 😤

Not gonna lie, I’d prefer not to receive them, British Gas

I wish the people on A Place in the Sun could find a place on the sun tbh.