Carl and I vote on the 2026 Razzies. https://www.luggagetuesdays.com/2026/03/carl-and-mike-vote-for-2026-razzies.html #Razzies

Little Caesars mascot looked awful. I said to him, what's bothering you, and he replied, "Marriage Marriage."

I got fired for taking the Subway to work. I worked at Firehouse Subs.

Mistook a QR menu for a magic eye picture. Told waiter the burger looked good.