Mr August says: "it's rubbish in there. If you can't talk they treat you like an animal! Although I did meet an interesting mouse."
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Eliot 'Dukov' Earle
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@dampscot Mr July: "Mushroom! Mushroom!"
dampscot. @Spadge
Mr March says
"OI! What's the charge? Enjoying breakfast in bed? A succulent breakfast in bed?!"
@dampscot Herr March says "day sucks, go away" and goes back to sleep like a sensible hamster.
@johncarlosbaez Easy solution.
Use a different mould, rebrand to Xheese and I guarantee everyone will carry on referring to it as Camembert (or at least Xheese - formerly Camembert).
Or pick some other letter from the goth-end of the alphabet, doesn't matter which.
@dampscot The Narrator introduces Mr January.
"Hello, I'm Robin!" says Mr January.
"Why do I even bother?" mutters The Narrator, as she leaves.
Does anyone else here buy the #Hamster Calendar every year?
@dampscot "Hello, have you heard the Good News about Seeds&Nuts?"