New platypus just dropped

[ID 1 to 4 : Four points of view of a woodcarved standing up platypus. Some parts are painted. Beak is grey, paws are black, and eyes are round and black each as 3 dots, 2 white and 1 grey.]

#UnitedStates

You know I do not hold a high opinion of tabloids or paparazzi, but it is good to see TMZ using their powers for good by publishing story after story about politicians who are taking luxurious vacations during the partial government shut down. I know these people don't feel shame, but we can at least give them unending shit for their decisions.

#FCDallas 19s XI at the #dallascup today vs Fulham.

9 Chris Salazar
29 Sam Sedeh
10 Marlon Luccin
36 Matt Razo
35 Gio Alvarez
51 Christian Hernandez
33 Gavin Vo
32 Jonah Gibson
38 Wyatt Easterly
53 Gabriel Watkins
43 Aiden Jordan