Socks

@SocksTheNoodle
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I’m Socks. I’m a 9 year old noodle kitten! I was adopted from a rescue. Now I live cage-free in a house with 2 pirates & a hairless dog. #フェレット #Ferret

Mermaids are cool because they are the opposite of land Lords.

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Why did this tree just stop growing, when all the other trees around it continued? My colleague, Professor Dog, suggests it may have transformed or “evolved” into thousands of smaller trees- what people now call mulch.
Why are you trying to take pictures of my butt?!
My summer tail is sexy. And naked. Better for when it’s hot!
It wasn’t me. (It was me.)
The best toys are unintentional. #LifeWithFerrets
Doors are complicated. #ThoughtsOfSocks #Ferret
Rug fight! How dare it slap me like that!
What? Uh, what is outside doing? Oh it’s doing cold. Never mind. 🥶
I am a free-range house ferret. That means sometimes I crawl into bed to say good morning to my human. And climb them. And check for coffee on their lips. And blur their photos.