Arbuthnot Cuthbert Smingleigh, OBE (withdrawn) and his cat, Earl Grey, and his dogs, Bolognese and Maximum
Roboticist, game developer, fitness instructor, scoundrel
Will probably have "Slorp is now BONTO!" carved on my tombstone
| Twitter account | https://twittodon.com/share.php?t=Smingleigh&[email protected] |
| Location | Rather Squiggly, England |
| Pronouns | he/him |
@sinvega
Oh god that's what people say about me too
Is it a compliment? Is it a burn? Is it a mysterious third thing?
No! Rebooting is the LAST thing you do when troubleshooting. You gather data and work through the checklist first, then make sure everything critical is backed up. That universe had nearly fourteen billion years’ uptime!
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #BonusEdition #Title_Shutdown_Now
@Unixbigot
We'll have to take it down for Y15B anyway. Read the patch notes and make sure your cosmology is compatible with the new settings. Don't just check stars, they work under practically any fundamental framework. That doesn't mean self-replicating chemistry (sometimes called "life") still works.
And for the last time, a backup stored in the same manifold is not a backup, it's a hope!
Alliance Peacefighter is currently 30% off in the Spring Sale! It's a 90's style story-driven space combat sim.
- VR & Flat modes
- Steam Deck compatible
- Full HOTAS support
- OpenTrack support
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3538210/Alliance_Peacefighter/
@WorfEmail
Or yourself. Especially (but NOT exclusively) if you are at least part cybernetic or positronic.
Sincerely, Engineering and Medical Departments
"Boss, we've tracked down the rebel group you wanted us to look into."
"Finally, some allies. Good work! What's their stance, then?"
"They're a resistance group, they believe they can overthrow the system through strictly non-violent-"
"Oh for fuck's sake. Alright, beat them up. Kill a few if you have to."
"What! But... Boss, why?"
"If they can't shame me out of having the shite beaten out of them, they're not gonna shame the rich into handing over the means of production, are they?"
Kit Bashir
Brad Jeffrey
Sin Vega