Oh I was too hasty. They have TWO MORE WHOLE SENTENCES about how they will mitigate their impact on the astronomy community. I am very convinced by these incredibly vague, short, two sentences.

Orbital debris! Here I expect the real bullshit to flow. Oh yeah, starting off with "We don't have a satellite design so we have no plan. We promise we'll have a plan someday!"

Then a WHOLE TABLE of bullshit answers to FCC rules!! Let's go through the bullshit table, shall we?

"No debris will be intentionally released." Ok, that's a low fucking bar.

There's a 1 in 100 probability of micrometeorites causing a release of debris. So... with 20,000 satellites, that's a lot of debris releasing events... Not reassured.

Ludicrously vague statement about how their satellites will totally not explode, ever.

Even MORE absurdly vague statement about how they will totally not crash into any debris, ever. Someone want to tell them there are MILLIONS of pieces of untracked, lethal debris? And they want sending up tens of thousands of satellites with a huge cross section?

WHY DO THEY THINK that putting probabilities down helps them?! They said less than a 1 in 1000 collision probability with large objects. Uhhhh did they just say they will have up to 20 catastrophic collisions???