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Simon Ochojna

@Simon_Ochojna

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Scottish/Polish hybrid.
Cosmology, music, books and cheese.
Writer of nauseating one liners.
Souped up nurse by trade.
Atheist.
Mostly grumpy.

Kawase Hasui (1883-1957) - The Hamlet of Hataori in Shiobara
#art #museum

Already awake.

One of my jokes seems to have gone down quite well on here today. Which is nice.

Take a break from the world to laugh at some #shitposts. It will still be fucked tomorrow.

A mad Parisian fell in the river.
Totally in Seine.
#Jokes

#Jokes
How did the Frenchman avoid paying his restaurant bill?

Crêped out.

Just googled Swan Vista
No matches found.
#Jokes

Nobody knows why but all the clocks have stopped working in a major French city.

No time Toulouse.

What do you call an 80s boy band that enjoys soup?

Broth.

Been thinking a lot about everything that concerns me, and I recommend not doing that

I blogged about the fediverse. A short (hopefully non-technical) overview to send to my non-fedi friends and colleagues:

How a new network revolutionise the web by bringing old values back to social media.

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