Simon Ochojna

@Simon_Ochojna
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Scottish/Polish hybrid.
Cosmology, music, books and cheese.
Writer of nauseating one liners.
Souped up nurse by trade.
Atheist.
Mostly grumpy.

Hello, World

#NASA astronaut and #Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of #Earth from the #Orion spacecraft's window on April 2, 2026, after completing the translunar injection burn.

Image Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Jesus walks into a restaurant for the last supper.

He asks the host, “could we have a table for 26?”

She looks at the group for a moment. “But ... there are only 13 of you?”

“Yes — we’re all going to sit on one side of the table.”

Boost early. Boost often. Unboost and boost again. Boost like your life depends on it. Boost until no one can find the ridiculous shit you posted until they turn off your boosts.

I am pleased to announce that after three years hard work I have been awarded a first class degree in Salad Preparation. I now have lettuce after my name!

#jokeoftheday #academicculinaryhumour #dadjokes

While I was watching the launch, I was thinking on how badly we need stuff like this. We need #science, joy, happiness, actual plays, figure skating. I feel upset about how one deranged monster steals so much from us on a daily basis. I long for the day when he will be just a cautionary tale in the history books, while the rest of us enjoy the arts and the achievements of humanity. I can just hope for that day. Godspeed, Integrity #artemis2

I first watched #SpaceOdyssey 2001 as a kid on VHS with my cousin. I had suggested this might be as exciting as Star Wars.
He is — after all these years — still giving me a bit of a strange look whenever #scifi is mentioned…

😅🤓🎞️

But it is an awesome #movie masterpiece. #Kubrick rules!

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

#DadJoke #DadJokes

Why your sense of touch is one of the world's weirdest illusions
https://www.sciencefocus.com/qanda/touch-illusion-sense?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into SCIENCEFOCUS.COM @sciencefocus-com-sciencefocus

Why your sense of touch is one of the world's weirdest illusions | BBC Science Focus Magazine

We may feel as if we are touching the world around us, but scientifically speaking, we never truly come into contact with anything

BBC Science Focus Magazine

Phil Lockwood, Homage to Hopper, 2019, Acrylic

#Art #Painting

I’ve just seen the main character from the classic Wonderland book looking utterly disinterested in the northern lights.

The aurora boring Alice.

#Jokes #dadjokes