Simon Ochojna

@Simon_Ochojna
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Scottish/Polish hybrid.
Cosmology, music, books and cheese.
Writer of nauseating one liners.
Souped up nurse by trade.
Atheist.
Mostly grumpy.
And then one day, quite unexpectedly, Peter found Jesus. #grickledoodle #found #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

I’m hearing that the proponents of the spherical ball kicking game representing #Scotland did rather well last night in qualifying for the international soccer cup competition.

Well done, bravo etc.

I rarely interact with the game colloquially known as “football” but wish to congratulate all those involved.

Come on Scotland! and indeed the wider football community.

hey scribes, here's a christmas movie practically writing itself 🎄❤️
When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen the mall.

User interface pretending to be human: fraud.

Statistical sentence generation described as “intelligence”: fraud.

Telling people, often children, to commit dangerous or criminal acts: all sorts of crimes.

Scientific papers generated, non-existing cases quoted at court, homework faked, artists ripped-off: fraud and copyright infringement.

Training based on unlicensed works: copyright infringement.

Data centers with tax incentives and special energy pricing: theft.

Promises to investors of AGI: fraud.

Government bailouts with taxpayer money: theft and fraud.

Media and politicians: This is innovation, don’t get left behind.

Steam, mist, and frost make for an interesting combination #nature #iceland #photos

There is a house just down the road from me called “FarFarAway.”

I am disproportionately annoyed by this as it clearly isn’t.

Titanic passenger's pocket watch expected to fetch £1m at auction

The watch belonged to Bavarian-born American businessman Isidor Straus, who died in the disaster.

What do you get if you cross a large pipe based musical instrument with a kebab?

Organ doner.

#jokes #dadjokes

Turns out, part of marriage is just always asking "What's that smell?"