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I'm so old the transistor and I share a birth date. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
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@lipservant

I added the last three. Yours is def missing :)
Sure to be dozens more to add 🍿

Oh, also "They're eating the pet/dogs/cats"

#Trump #Iran #AprilFool #USPol

Per:
Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz
I’ll save you some time on the Iran address:

β€’ It’s Biden’s fault
β€’ 48 hours
β€’ Two weeks
β€’ Some incoherent gibberish
β€’ We’ve won
β€’ We are way ahead of schedule
β€’ It’s a little excursion
β€’ We have obliterated them
β€’ We’ve knocked out all their ships
β€’ I could open up the Strait of Hormuz
β€’ Go get your own oil
β€’ They gave us a present
β€’ NATO are cowards
β€’ Something about Nuclear weapons
β€’ Allies are useless
β€’ We need allies
β€’ Nobody’s ever seen anything like it
β€’ Fake news
β€’ DEMOCRATS
β€’ Obama
β€’ More gibberish
β€’ I know more than the generals
β€’ Greatest foreign policy ever
β€’ My Ballroom Is Great
β€’ Have you seen the ballroom plans
β€’ Corinthian columns, maybe in gold

Am I missing anything?

@caity

It's quite the buzz driving with iris' dilated. Somewhat psychedelic πŸ˜€ But sunnies do solve it.

RE: https://mastodon.world/@Captain_Jack_Sparrow/116326951594057293

Self-preservation kicking in for countries with an ounce of commonsense.
#Iran

All the major US TV networks have reportedly agreed to the White House’s request for airtime tomorrow 9pm EDT for President Trump to address the nation regarding the war with Iran.

@newsguyusa

Why, is TruthSocial broken?

@sister_ratched

I'll need to suspend schadenfreude, as it would now apply to me as well. I fear Hormuz is shut for the foreseeable, and the Iranian Guard are in a state of permanently pissed totally off.

@VWDasher

Our heavily chlorinated and fluoridated water makes the tea taste like crap. And since we can't afford bottled water in those quantities for tea and coffee making, we drink our tank water. But it gets a thorough boiling first. Hope that's enough to kill whatever the birds poop on the roof.

Your 8 minute tutorial on why the Persian Gulf is gone, possibly forever. If Israel can't eliminate Hamas by completely erasing Gaza, does the US think it can eliminate the IRGC from a country of 90 million?

#Iran
https://youtu.be/m2bqe_RrptQ

How to Break Iran || Peter Zeihan

YouTube

@kcarruthers

Hits home on quite a few running sores of US foreign policy snafus.