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Meanwhile, over in swampland, re US senator Markwayne Mullin...
"The Onion calls out βcowardiceβ of Congress in full-page NYT advertisement with a scathing editorial, a physical copy of which was sent to all House and Senate members.
"The ad features a portion of a longer editorial that appears in The Onionβs newest print edition, copies of which are waiting in the mailboxes of every single member of Congress when they return from their current recess on Monday.
"Also waiting for them is a copy of a letter from Bryce P. Tetraeder, the fake CEO of Global Tetrahedron, the real parent company of The Onion, explaining the significance of the Editorial Boardβs stance. "
Zelensky: "We accept the terms of your surrender."
Straya up over.