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just an old Unix guy that spent a lot of time on Usenet.

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who owns ACME?

The Roadrunner

how the hell does ACME get away with selling bombs, grenades & TNT?

Very lax regulation. (It's the wild west out there.)

what does the ACME catalog look like?

There is not a catalog. They advertise individual products in the back of nickel comics.

do they have brick & mortar stores? is there one in the desert?

Just the one warehouse. Yes it's in the desert to ensure speedy delivery to their best customer.

where the hell does Wiley Coyote get the money to buy all that stuff from ACME company?

All items are paid for with birdseed.

Surprisingly Wile E. hasn't figured out that the company was setup by the Roadrunner and exists solely to trick him. He has never noticed that the ACME delivery man is just the Roadrunner wearing a cute little hat.

holy shit this is a helluva ad. this is what i want to see more of from the democrats.
Thinking of uuencoding a magnet torrent link before posting it publicly. You know, for added obscurity.
On this Tax Day, I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Carney’s Liberals secure majority government, clinching 3 byelection wins

Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Liberals secured a majority government Monday following byelection wins in two Toronto-area ridings: Scarborough Southwest and University-Rosedale.

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Anyone want web caps of 'chella weekend 1?. I know a guy.
My better half and I were at our friend's place last weekend and they asked me about recovering a bitlockered drive. It's been years since I've spent time using Windows, but when I read the bitlocker text it mentioned turning on Secure Boot. I checked the UEFI and sure enough Secure Boot was off. Turning it on resulted in the system booting normally. They logged in and were as happy as punch. Sometimes the answer is staring you in the face, but if you don't know what to look for, or just gloss over it, it looks harder than it is... Grateful for simple fixes.
I wear special ear plugs at work that make everything nearly silent. Everyone thinks it's because I need them to concentrate but it's really because I'm sick of listening to my co-workers' bullshit, whistling and fingernail drumming.

jq is super useful, once somebody explains the basics to you. Here I am explaining the basics in a way that's applicable for all you DFIR types.

https://righteousit.com/2026/04/06/jq-for-forensics/

#JSON #DFIR #Linux

jq For Forensics

jq is a great tool for parsing JSON data. But DFIR professionals often apply jq differently from the typical examples you see written for developers.

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