Luke

@Satchpiglet
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Commander of the Content Armies of the South. Husband to a healthy wife, father to a healthy daughter, and I shall have my vengeance. In this life or the next.
That’s a stonking final tweet @[email protected]. What finally pushed you over the edge?
@azulbuho Brock Purdy sliding onto your timeline like...
@azulbuho AND YET...
@[email protected] me too it’s an absolute better.

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected them to the Internet.

This was a clue and we just didn't listen.

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

Don’t forget to leave a glass of sherry out tonight for Father John Mastodon, and some carrots for his hairy flying admins.