Inspired by 90s International Male catalogs. Once a month, every month, it was fun to pretend it was very normal and mainstream for men to dress like sexy vampires.
The Workshop
The machines finish and release.
The toymaker bends you over a bench, hips pressed tight. Your gears jitter in anticipation.
He winds your key. Your springs tighten to a precise tick-tick. His command growled in your ear becomes the only thought in your plastic head.
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Gush
Caspian had His trident. Again.
At first, He held back. To overpower the half-god would be easy. The struggle was part of the game.
Soon, He had His fill of play. His power swelled, crested, burst, lifting Caspian to the sky. Caspian moaned, let go, surrendered what was His.
Night Swim
Public bathing is obscenity, the Faith Office decreed. Marco and Chris applauded like everyone else. To conform is to survive these days.
But when the sun sets behind the old pool, I see them sneak in to practice their passion. A glimpse of their — our — shared secret.
Practice image using ChatGPT's new model (December 2025). Just exploring ideas.
The model looks nice, but still refuses too much. This is still about the spiciest I can make it in ChatGPT.
My muse this year: 90s games.
Here's an image inspired by "Future Cop: LAPD".
Phase Two
The hive's infiltration of social media was a success. Drones posted images, videos, droning files, undetected by human authorities.
Next: offline society. Newly droned men, with transitional dronesuit configurations, operate in plain view. The humans suspect nothing.
Nano Banana Pro beat ChatGPT's old image model, but how about the new GPT image 1.5?
This time, it's a forfeit. Nano Banana Pro generated an image from a mildly spicy prompt and pose reference, but ChatGPT's new model refused (as did ChatGPT's old one).
Today's experiment:
Gave the new Nano Banana Pro (first image) and ChatGPT 5.2 (second image) the same prompt and the same pose reference.
Nano Banana Pro decisively wins this head-to-head.