Robin Berger

@RobinBerger
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I write for #DuffelBlog, where Americans go for their most trusted military news #parody

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Rachel is right, I could just spread him on a cracker
BREAKING: Troops injured or killed in US-Iran war eligible for Purple Heart with Russian Intelligence device
I can understand why the President didn't want to touch it himself #ew
Since we're renaming everything and the USNS Mercy is in dry dock, let's just rename it the USNS Trump Memorial Epstein Files
The ⚰️⚰️⚰️ will remain buried underneath it and their 🪦🪦🪦 will be stored inside the arch's walls
He named it for CJCS Gen. Dan Caine but spelled his name with an invisible "stealth-E"
If he gets stuck when they pin it to his uniform, will it count for another Purple Heart?
I'm betting Tops In Blue will sweep next year's Grammies
https://www.duffelblog.com/air-force-to-revive-tops-in-blue
We at Duffel Blog love Penetrating Lead's hat collection! But apparel-ly I lost mine at a VA appointment 😿
Read more at https://www.duffelblog.com/vet-t-shirt-company-releases-shall-be-infringed-line/
Neighbor claims the airman quoted Propaganda Minister Pius Thicknesse "You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide"