Natasha 
🇪🇺Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.
Dr. Ward
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They call me Dr. Ward. I’m not a “real doctor”, but I am a real Ward.
@skinnylatte I love Smalls! Went when I was young and had no idea how famous it was—in part because we were underage and it was BYOB. Need to get back there but when I’m in NYC these days it’s to visit family in Brooklyn; getting to Manhattan for a jazz show is a bit of a hike. But one day!
John S RussellThis is going to be hard to hear, but:
Bryan Adams released "Summer of '69" in 1985. A similar nostalgia-based song released now would be harkening back to the distant and bygone year of 2010.
@petrillic I still have my 2006 (although it’s low mileage)—love it. We probably need to get a car made this decade at some point, but I’ll miss it when I give it up!
Merlin's Wisdom Project"Experience" is rarely the verb you're looking for. Reword your sentence with a more clear and muscular focus on what actually happened—and who or what caused it to happen. So, maybe don't say "I am experiencing technical difficulties" if you really mean "I broke the internet." You're not fooling anyone.
@grimalkina My house neuroscientist thought it checked out.
@petrillic Love this one so much. Apparently Steven also performed it with the Mountain Goats when they were on the Colbert Report but it got cut!