Relly Annett-Baker

@RellyAB
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Content strategy on internal tools at Google.
Writing books about murder for children in my spare time. Playing video games and petting my cats when I am procrastinating on those.
Just realised there’s no easy way to tell the West coast Brit collective I know that I’ll be in SF this week.
But I will be and would love to see your faces!
(@benward @tomcoates
+ anyone else I know who is around)
Y'all told me Andreesen was smart, Thiel was smart, Rabois was smart, Musk was smart, they have all outed themselves as lucky and dumb. You need to stop assuming being rich and being smart are the same.

me helping my team with their personal OKRs: erudite, precise, positive phrases of intent

me writing my own: word gud, help others word gud, hold meeting to word gud and help others word gud

Went on holiday for ten days and so much at work has changed someone on my team had to give me a 20 minute rundown just so I could understand what my job is right now.

zelda fans: tell us something, anything, about the new game! whats the lore? is zelda playable? what about dungeons??

nintendo: see this branch? now you can stick a rock on it

Plan: attach batteries, wheels and shove a field full of ReDeads into a stable, and recreate a Trojan Horse in Zelda #TearsoftheKingdom

back in the motherland
on a train
three hours until shower and nap
then … i open the tomb of horrors

(my work inbox)

i just had a run in with a Christofascist family and the patriarch won’t forget it in a hurry. These men just keep handing me Content, but for now I have a cocktail to get to.
the side-eye i exchanged with a cast member when he said he didn’t see me could have lit up the epcot ball
i dont know what possesses a man to skip the line to order and then insist he didn’t see me.
i am only 5ft 2” but i also have pink and orange hair and right now i also have blue sparkly minnie ears on.