In the category of you can't talk about that on Facebook.

So the other day my shirt got so wrapped up around my dick that when I was at a public restroom that I was about either to drop trowel to untangle it or piss through my shirt.

Thankfully I managed to untangle it before I had no other choice but to just piss lol

Either the Dr. or the Pharmacist think I am going to get really lucky this year.

I had a coupon for $12.99 for 30 20mg tabs from GoodRX. (more than I will use in a year). They didn't have enough so filled a partial order. Got an email saying my prescription was ready in which they filled not only the remaining 25 tabs but tried to fill another 90 day supply at another location. Plus had 2 refills one file with the one I picked it up at. So basically 180 supply. I had sex 3 times last year lol

So that was a nice show. Had to have a plumber out. Was an older bearish guy. No belt dirty jeans, fly was open, and his pants kept slipping off his ass when he would bend down to get under the sink.

Few times I thought his dick might pop out his pants because he wasn't wearing underwear when he was lying on his back. Unfortunately was not that lucky.

But was at lest nice eye candy. His son that was working with him wasn't to bad looking either.

Dear word guys on "Dating" Apps are so flaky. Not sure how hubby has so much luck on them.

So much easier to pick people up at bars or bathhouses lol

Beef Fusion Stir Fry

LOL The ingredient list went over the character limit

So Microsoft about gave me a heart attack. Got a notice my One Drive account was almost full (which I thought I had already deactivated from the computer).

Unlinked it and said all files would be backed up locally. Clicked the ok and my entire desktop, pictures, and documents folders disappeared. They were "saved" in the recycle bin. Thank God as was about to lose my shit. lol

I needed to reorganize my desktop anyway, but that was not the way to do it lol