Random Damage 🌻

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Do you ever just really need a nap?

@thomasfuchs executives are addicted to loc as a measure of productivity

Never mind that the most productive dev quarter I ever saw involved -50kloc

@coleens_ I got laid off about a month ago. AFAIK they didn't know I was a woman, just that I was expensive

Finally getting to the point where I can actively consider aggressive job hunting

As far as I'm concerned, you have three options:

1. Not watch the new Harry Potter.

2. Watch the new Harry Potter but shut up about it.

3. Admit to watching the new Harry Potter and be judged.

There is no fourth option. I think you should do number 1, but you're a grownup and I don't have access to your router, so it's not up to me. But understand that if you do watch it, you need to either shut the hell up or brace yourself. Because I am not here to make you feel ok about it.

Current* conditions near Grand Marais, MN:

hi cis white guys

it is never okay to comment on a photo of a trans woman with “i’d do you”

stop it forever

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

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Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: joanne was explaining death of the author
Poe: what do you think, mary
Shelley: death of the author eh?
Shelley: [brandishing swicthblade] i think it's a good idea
Rowling: i
Rowling: i have to go

@kimlockhartga

1. bask in the accomplishment I made yesterday
2. Stalk name change paperwork in hopes of catching it unawares