*sees a spider *
Oh hi little buddy! What are you up to today?

*sees a mosquito *
[inarticulate screaming]

I found an ita backpack I would like to buy for school, but one of my most severe and time-consuming obsessions involves being stolen from and/or losing things without noticing (hence my affinity for ita bags).

Unfortunately that basically rules out standard backpacks as a category since I can’t constantly monitor them.

I do have an emotional support plush backpack with a zipper against my back, making it one of my “safest“ bags, so I might wind up using that and just carrying large things instead…

…Unfortunately that and its thinner straps may not work for my weak shoulders. Disabilities are a buy one get 5 free deal after all. We’ll see what trade offs I end up making, I guess.

I bought a monstera plant from a nursery a few weeks ago. It was suspiciously bushy for its young age and the leaves were going everywhere (they usually face one direction because they grow on trees in the wild).

Anyway, I teased the roots apart because I thought there might be 2 monsteras in there. In other words, I now have six entire gangly monstera plants.

Plant stores like to sell multiple plants in one pot to make them look bushier, but to me it just means Buy One Scrawny Plant Get Five Free!!!!!

I liked it when power buttons were on the top and not the side of a phone because every time I try to turn the power off I accidentally push the volume button too or vice versa.

So many contextless screenshots

I’ve never done vr chat before but it seems pretty neat

It looks like being at a con with a bunch of absolute weirdos, but you can just straight-up block the creepy ones