"The Struggle Is Real (But So Am I)"
At 2 A.M. I heard a sound,
My stomach roared — so deep, profound.
I searched for food, I found just rice,
But no more eggs… oh, ain't that nice?
I tried to cook, but burned the pan,
Now I owe apologies… to my frying pan.
The fire alarm began to scream,
It clearly hates my MasterChef dream.
I looked in mirrors, asked, “Who am I?”
It answered back, “Still single. Try.”
My cat just stared with deep disdain,
Like, “You’re weird, bro. Please eat again.”