evacideI would like to be Chrisjen Avasarala: impeccably-dressed, running things, swearing like a sailor.
But I am Camina Drummer: barely keeping it together, sort of in charge, with a lot of complicated relationships and a strong eyeliner game.
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Uncle Dukecop: do you know why I pulled you over?
me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?
cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈11,000,000+ for No Kings
10,000 for the Fash Parade
The media would have us think Fascism is inevitable, they are wrong.
Radley BalkoWhen you spent $25 million on your birthday party but the tanks were old and the clown wasn’t funny and the taco bowls didn’t have enough cheese and all the cool kids went to a different party.
Aaron Rupari'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
Esther Schindler“I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.”—Martin Luther King, Jr.
Molly Cantrell-Kraig 🇺🇦Seen in my LinkedIn timeline. They didn’t include the source or location, but I loved this sign too much not to share.
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