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@Pixley
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The Chicago Tribune ran a piece about breweries doing beers with anti-Trump labels and names, and that donate money to progressive causes, and here are some of the emails the writer's gotten in reply
He knows I hate when the New Yorker puts the president on the cover, I'd much rather look at these paws
Please enjoy these incredibly weird cartoons I scanned in some 1900-era magazines a while back and just ran across in my photo folder
This is the third time I've won HQ in like the past week, what is happening
Behold the Halberd-Leaved Rose Mallow! Mallows (like hibiscus and okra) are great because they grow in swamps and make disgusting slime and we turn that ooze into marshmallows and gumbo. Bumblebees and several moth species feed off this mallow, including a moth named, incredibly, Delightful Bird-Dropping Moth. The saucer-sized showy flowers bloom for a single day, and I guess...the leaves...look like a halberd? A kind of sword? Sure!
Oh my gosh sell my old clothes I'm off to heaven
Oh hey I heard it was #NationalBowtieDay
Right after I took this, Evelyn sneaked up to Shankly and sniffed him too aggressively and he hissed and walked away
Guys I'm looking at my husband's Instagram for the first time and it's incredibly beautiful and wholesome?????
I had to put this on Instagram when .social was down, I needed people to see my peach crisp