Is the ability to open a package of tofu without spraying bean water all over the kitchen a #vegan right of passage? Is there a #PlantBased support group a person can join or something? (Asking for someone covered in bean water.)
@wolfie@TheDaughterOfTyr Furniture is dangerous! Ban furniture! (Of course, I can’t even recall all the times I’ve cut myself with my own nails. There’s nowhere for me to hide.)