amy bridgers

@PhoebeWallerPalladino@monads.online
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She/Her

"tricia is at any given moment somewhere on a scale between impossibly cute and devastatingly hot" - @LaComtesseRouge

"the hbic of monads" - @georgespolitzer

❤️🍑 @alas, the asshaver
❤️🐸 @rachel, the boobshonker
❤️💍 @LaComtesseRouge, the goth queen of egirls
❤️🎸 @vriskommunism, the chanteuse of shrike club

pronounsshe/her
age30 or 40 years old
monnounsqueen, empress, imperatrix
thought about starting a rumour that welshpixie is one of trump's "refugees" but i have decided to choose peace. please clap
You know not everything us saras post about is "sex stuff." Maybe not even most. There's more to life. Like being hogtied
@triz make em and call em truzgers itll be a hit i promise
I'm reverse transvestigating all of you just to get this party started. and YES that includes the cis mufos
the thing that chaps my ass about a post blowing up and getting my own joke made back at me is that those kind of people have no respect for the craft of my wordplay
which is more bourgeois
cumming
17.1%
gooning
82.9%
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surfin dot dog is powered by a terrifyingly large coiled spring
The more I think about it, the funnier it gets to contemplate how multiple people have suggested Monads is "actually run" by Alice in Triztesse & assorted polycule members, that these forces constitute the true puppetmaster behind the curtain of the shadowy and mysterious Monads clique
ty to the 10 people that thought this was funny