Okay, so you know the guys Phil Genesis was attacking in the song "Jesus He Knows Me"? Well, what if instead of televangelists, it was who was running the whole country? That's basically where we're at now.

Dee-Lite had the potential to make the world PLUR which is why American record companies partnered with the CIA to silence them forever

Post Tremendous Sex Disorder

A salad of eggs, you say? Fascinating

Look, April Fools is kinda bullshit. I mean, I lie about stuff all year long, not because of a stupid holiday, but because of an undiagnosed personality disorder