Okay, so you know the guys Phil Genesis was attacking in the song "Jesus He Knows Me"? Well, what if instead of televangelists, it was who was running the whole country? That's basically where we're at now.

Dee-Lite had the potential to make the world PLUR which is why American record companies partnered with the CIA to silence them forever

Post Tremendous Sex Disorder

A salad of eggs, you say? Fascinating

Look, April Fools is kinda bullshit. I mean, I lie about stuff all year long, not because of a stupid holiday, but because of an undiagnosed personality disorder

Sometimes I remember just how beautiful and amazing comics can be. Other times, I remember that series of zenpencils comics that ended with Hayao Miyazaki getting in a Gundam and painting "#ART" on the surface of the moon.

Today is a day of trickery and deceit, don't be caught off-guard lest you prove yourself to truly be an April Fool!

MARCH COMIC
Ashita no Joe: Fighting for Tomorrow Vol. 2 by Asao Takamori and Tetsuya Chiba

MARCH BOOK
Count Zero by William Gibson

MARCH GAMES
Tomba! Special Edition
Tomba! 2: The Evil Swine Return Special Edition