Prairie Dog

@P_Dog
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Waterfall Master.
Why be Agile, when you can be... not Agile?
Agile is just a tool created by hippies and anarchists to further their anarcho communist agenda!! #WakeUpSheeple
Look, I actually don't mind Sprints. I just wish they were at least 12 months long and had fixed schedules for development and testing... 
Nothing like the smell of scope and requirement documentation in the morning! Off to get these bad boys signed off! #WishMeLuck #Waterfall5Ever
Traditional values! Traditional project management!