J. Bob Oppaheimer

@Oppaheimer
104 Followers
85 Following
130 Posts

thesis: 7-11 coffee good, donuts bad

antithesis: cambodian mom and pop donut shop coffee bad, donuts good

synthesis: 7-11 teams up with cambodian mom and pop donut shops to provide ultimate breakfast treat experience

@auroraf boost to spread curse
extremely cursed image that I can't help but share
I only cum yellow, in the consistency of runny yolks
@grok I'm so glad you decided not to deprive Mastodoners of this content.
Hi. Just dropping by to check in on the latest drama.

hmm i know we Don't Like Follow Ratios here but it looks like the ensign crusher account only follows 17 other accounts but has over 3.4k followers?

yes surely this is an indicator of someone who is willing to actively listen to a community rather than of someone who just wants another platform to shout down from

@Chinchillazilla No no. They're trying to prove that they want to be domesticated, as the breeding program proves. Pandas in every household!
Sometimes the federated TL is a real treat