Oliver Clozoff

@OliverClozoff@kinky.business
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Switchy/Kinky/Bi/Non-monog (never made a decision in my life apparently).
He/Him.
Another 40-something finding themselves while aspiring to author some filth.
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Sad that kinky.business is shutting down, but very thankful to @bedtimedrillsgt for creating and running it for so long. I'm a professional server-toucher by trade, so I know what goes into this sort of thing.

I'll be pushing the appropriate buttons to attempt to migrate over to my self-hosted account on my own instance some time this week, but I don't know how well that works when migrating from mastodon to non-mastodon fediverse servers, so if you want to get a head start feel free to throw a follow request at @oliverclozoff (yes, I know, it's amazing what domains get purchased during late night drunken taxi rides home from post-work pub visits ;-) )

I can’t begin to explain how happy it's made me to swap three boxes in the bottom of the cupboard for a couple of sets of cheap shelves.
And if that massive display of toys makes me look like some sort of pervy sex-nerd, then I can confirm that, yes, I really am 😏
For those playing along at home, the maker replied to my message in 45 minutes on a Saturday evening, so big shout out to Leather Delights for that.
Their answer was baby wipes to clean the mould off, then treat the cuffs to either boot polish or saddle soap to keep the leather moist and supple.
On the plus side, the other problem with that wardrobe today is that the shelves I bought for my toys aren’t big enough, so I’ve had to order another set of shelves.
This one is very much a first world problem though, and not one to really whinge about too loudly as it's brought on myself, by owning too many toys, obviously.

Absolute disaster - the built-in wardrobe I keep my toys in is against an external wall, so it's cold and damp. Turns out my wrist and ankle cuffs don't like this, and have turned mouldy 😭

Does anyone have any advice on how to clean mould from leather without destroying it with harsh chemicals? I've emailed the makers, but I guess there might also be some knowledgable folks on the fediverse.

(boosts and additional hashtag suggestions also appreciated, thanks)

#LeatherCleaning #CleaningLeather

Merry Christmas, internet pervs. May your bells be jingled!

This chubby bearded man from the north will definitely be thinking about stockings while emptying his sack today 😈

Important to me that you all know this exists: an Instagram account for rating the cuck chairs in hotel rooms. https://www.instagram.com/hotelcuckchair/
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Two of my sexy spanky pals made this video, to help promote my work.

It is perfect.

My friend would like her butt to become famous so please share it, and go listen to some of my smut at the links in my bio.

Oh no, even feeld is now full of people only looking for long-term, non-kinky, monogamous relationships.
(And by full, I live in the countryside, so that's the only two people within thirty miles)

Sometimes, like now, when my weekend plans fall through, I miss living in London during a time when tinder was for hookups...

β€œWatch us fuck,” you blurt out between breaths, β€œI want you to watch him come in me!”

Outrageously hot #cuckolding #AudioPorn from this time in 2022, by @SpenPErotica

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/bdsm-cuckolding-erotica/

Kept in the dark: BDSM cuckolding erotica | Girl on the Net

You have him blindfolded and diamond-hard, listening in as you get fucked by someone else... BDSM cuckolding erotica, also read as audio porn.

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