Oh no

I ran out of swedish meatballs so i offered the crows some cut up oranges

The crows: what the fuck is this. The fuck are you even doing here. I'm going to stare at this and then stare at you until you realize. The shame is yours to live with

#crows

I've been trying to make friends with the local crows, and now they send someone to tell me "we've had first breakfast, sure, but what about"

Like, they know I have unlimited food, why limit them

😬

#crows

I can't believe the New York Times doesn't know about ligma

(Yesterday's #Wordle, no spoilers)
#Ligma

From @ohmu I see there is going to be another really for trans kids in from of #SCH on Valentine's Day, 4-5 pm!

#SeattleChildrensHospital #Seattle #protest #lgbtq #transgender #healthcare

I scrolled past this picture and paused before I placed it: #LuigiMangione looks like #LupinIII

Not entirely dissimilar in affect, too

#LupinSansei #theAdjuster

You might know, especially if you have kids, that kraft mac and cheese comes in individual servings now, that you can make in a microwave in 3 minutes

But I recently discovered that SO DOES RICE A RONI

Omg y'all it's so nice to have a hot but still chewy cheesy thing appear in 3 minutes

I never knew about #RiceARoni before this, despite knowing it was the San Francisco treat, but it's actually pretty good #theMoreYouKnow

This is not a place of cake pops
No pretty desserts were accomplished here

#cakeFail #cakePop #placeOfHonor #dontTryThisAtHome

We had to put off the birthday party of my kid for two months today because of slight fever in the house... But in a super sweet effort, friends still dropped presents by.

Did you know there are LED fiber optic bows now?!! (And not that horrible glass fiber that broke off in your hands, from back in the day)

Some "living in the future" stuff is cool!